You Got It From Your Mama

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Those daughters of mine…

Were bemoaning the fact…that each had been recently told…they had…high cholesterol…like their mother at their age the good cholesterol is high…so their ratio…is good…but the punchline to the convo…MOM…when they say you got it from your mama…this is not what they mean…must have made the old algorithm come alive…for what would you know…up pops an article…highlighting…what you inherit…from your mother…

Had to check it out…maybe get some bragging rights…and here we go…the small gene…obvious…intelligence…definitely smarter…hair texture…ooh…doomed to wear the bandana in 30 years…sorry ladies…

Dental issues…could be worse…sense of direction…thank goodness for GPS…sense of taste…more fashionable than tacky me…but in foodstuffs yea…the aging process…look closely ladies…see what lies ahead…and…

Personality traits…hahahaha…yep…uh huh…can’t deny it…peas in a pod…those crazy nuts…falling pretty close…to that old tree of theirs…

And so it is…oh daughters of mine…apologies for the cholesterol and such…but you are welcome…for those little gifts…that make each of you…so delightfully…you…
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And this husband of mine…agrees…