YOU Are A Big Deal

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This old gal…

Has a big toe…there…she said it…a big…toe…a BIG big toe…went to a podiatrist once…you know the guy who knows toes…sees them all day every day…took one look and said…

Now THAT’s…a big toe…still stings…40 years later…

Having trouble recently…caring for the piggies…the nails to be exact…can’t reach them any more…can’t see them any more…clip them pretty much…by touch…and luck…kind of worry those clippers will clip…something that shouldn’t…be clipped…but wouldn’t you know…the gods that be…sent a sign…

At Buc-ee’s nonetheless…a fancy schmancy clipping tool…saying look at me Old Gal…you need me…to fix your clipping woes…but sad to say…had to leave it behind…too much technology for clipping me…and that magnifying glass…seriously…can’t use something…that makes that BIG toe…look…even bigger…

Sounds like a trip for a pedicure is in store…
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And that husband of mine…will agree…