This One's For You

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This husband and I…

Have a thing…or maybe it’s just him that has the thing…a silly thing really…that happens every time his lovely wife mentions her friend…her friend named Sue…

Her…I was talking to my friend, Sue…
Him…Who?
Her…Sue.
Him…Sue Who?
Her…You know, Sue. I went to high school with her. She recently moved here.
Him…Ah, Sue.

Her…I’m going to meet Sue for lunch…
Him…Who?
Her…Sue.
Him…Sue Who?
Her…You know, Sue. She worked at the schools here. I went to high school with her. We ran into her at Goodwill the other day.
Him…Ah, Sue.

It goes like this every time…every time her name comes up…every time for months…Sue…Sue Who?…Sue, my beautiful friend we just talked to at HyVee…Ah, Sue…

Sue…Sue Who…Little Cindy Sue Who…Little Cindy Lou Who…Little Cindy Lou Who Sue…so quirky…so funny…so Dr Suessy…

And so it is…one of us had hoped to meet up with her friend Sue Who before heading to Texas…but that is not to be…Boo Hoo…

Instead there’s a package for you…in the mail Sue Who…because sending a surprise to say feel better soon…is something this friend of yours…wanted to do…
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And this husband of mine…after asking Sue who?…agreed…