The Early Bird Gets The Special

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This husband and I…

Love the Seinfeld show…get a kick out of his parents…Helen and Morty…that feisty couple…living the retired life in Florida…his old man shoes…her old lady purse…their banter…their condo hotter than hot…

Then there’s the early bird special episode…hitting just a little…too close to home…have to admit…this husband of mine…likes to eat early…always before 5…old people appetite…old people time frame…so had to laugh…when there was an ad…for the early bird special…at Golden Corral…all you can eat buffet…for us old birds…between 2 and 4…for 9.99…

Made that an adventure…ordered the early bird special for two…giggled while we were ushered to our table…embracing our inner Morty and Helen…like we aren’t already them…the place was clean…food was great…this old gal binging on those comfort foods from the past…deviled eggs…spaghetti…green bean casserole…stuffing…cauliflower with cheese…

And topping it off…a clincher for those early birds…who come for that early bird special…free coffee…with dessert…an old bird…and that husband of hers…can’t ask…for anything better…than that…
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And this husband of mine…agrees…