That's All Folks

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This old gal…

Feels betrayed…by Bitmoji…went to send one…but Bitmoji me…had changed…didn’t recognize her…younger…prettier…a more real looking version…of someone else…was shocked by this madness…what’s the point of having a cartoon me…if it doesn’t look…like a cartoon of…me…what’s the fun of a cartoon…if it doesn’t look…cartoony…

Tried to tweak the avatar…head shape…eyes…lips…nose…all the while mentally pleading…come back cartoon me…come back…but nothing could make new cartoon me…look like…old cartoon me…and so…sniff sniff…we say good-bye…to the beloved Bitmoji me…a member of the family…for these oh so many years…

And begrudgingly say hello…to someone else’s perspective of a new…and improved version…of cartoon me…and to that…we just gotta say…sufferin succotash Bitmoji…sufferin succotash…why you gotta be…so Looney…
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And those daughters of mine…agree…