Stupid Squirrel

​This husband of mine…

And squirrels….are not friends...

They think they are cute...he thinks they are rodents...they tease...he mumbles...

Squirrel on the deck...stupid squirrel...squirrel in a tree...stupid squirrel...squirrel in the yard...stupid squirrel...

Someone said stupid?..this old gal doesn't think so...she thinks those furry little friends...meet up in their little squirrel club house...rub their tiny squirrel paws together...hatching plans to irritate...Squirrel Enemy...No. 1...

Fluffy...maul the fall decor...Muffy...pillage the bird feeder...Chip and Charlie...create a hubbub by Squirrel Enemy's bedroom...at 6 am...

Then they laugh...their evil squirrel laughs….muahahahaha…

And….the minute this old gal and her sidekick...head out...somewhere south...tiny thumbs...tap on tiny cell phones...telling friends...to be on the look out...

1065.5 miles later...Squirrel Enemy No. 1...settles in a chair by the window...hoping to enjoy the idyllic flora and fauna…

And then it comes….Stupid squirrel...

And this old gal knows…some 1065.5 miles away…a victory dance is being done...
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And this husband of mine’s little friends….would agree...