Sometimes You Just Have To Cut The Cheese

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This old gal…

Was making a sandwich…Swiss cheese on turkey…eat it on a hot dog bun…took out the cheese…the slice was too big…tried to tear it in half…but instead…decided…to cut it…

And that’s when the giggling started…the thought…the wording…really tickling the funny bone…cuz this old gal was getting ready to…

Cut the cheese…immature me…thinking she’s funny…suddenly making a humorous little dialogue in her head

I guess I’ll have to…cut the cheese…giggle giggle…well look at me…cutting the cheese…laugh laugh…there sure is a sense of satisfaction…after…cutting the cheese…bah ha…

And so it is…this tom foolery…bringing a little pang…to the heart of mama me…cuz something like this would have instantly triggered…a family SNL skit…

Those daughters of mine joining in…once they heard…hey girls…I think I have to cut the cheese…
And so it is…in life…the faster time goes…the more special the day to day sillies of the past…become…

And mama me…wouldn’t trade the Texas Toast…pretend you are sleeping…the choking on a chip…and all those other sillies…for anything…in the world…
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And those daughters of mine…agree…