Sometimes We Just Want To Be Noticed

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Hot Rod Roddy Piper…
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Thinks he’s fast…speedy fast…faster than a speeding bullet fast…Hot Rod Roddy Piper…is curious…super curious…curious as a cat curious…wanted to know…what goes on behind the doors…of Little Cottage…one afternoon…those furry little paws…revved up their engines…and gave a hardy try at whipping past old people feet…hoping to jet beyond that back door threshold…

Hot Rod Roddy Piper…is clever…amazingly clever…clever as a fox clever…when speeding bullet fastness didn’t accomplish the goal…clever kitty that he is…resorted to plan B…charm and cuteness overload…with a teensy bit…of begging…

Almost worked…but cat lover me stood her ground…kind of sort of…little furball didn’t get inside…but not gonna say…it didn’t earn him some front porch petting…and a few extra tasty treats…

Cuz there’s no way…this old gal…can say no…to a speedy fast…curious…bundle of clever cuteness…
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And that Hot Rod Roddy Piper…agrees…