Sometimes It Takes A Village

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This old gal…

Is in need of some old lady shorts…that somehow magically give the illusion…that they aren’t old lady shorts…have noticed…that shorts wearing me…pretty much wears the same thing every day…because as things have shifted and blobbed…shorts of yesterday…are just a little binding…

Shopped for new ones…but oodles of try ons later…it was clear…that this high waisted trend…doesn’t work…for blobby waisted…old gals…resurrected a plethora of old…just in case I do some painting shorts…from the 2000s…not as loose as before…but not hideous either…maybe pair them with the new Target ribbed knit…create a wardrobe masterpiece…

This old body wasn’t having it…comfy outfit…but the shape was obvious…the blobs noticeable…so painfully…blobvious….sometimes…it takes a village…short experts out there…share your secrets…til then…fashionista me…will just change up those same two pairs of shorts…with a different colored ribbed knit…and own it…

Cuz you know what they say…if you act like you own it…you own it…
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And this husband of mine…agrees…