Some Things Are Gnawt Ok

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​This husband of mine…

Got a secret note in the mail…ok…it wasn’t exactly secret…kind of written right there on the envelope…in plain sight…of anyone near the mailing…but held a message…kind of a secret message…for those in the know…for there’s trouble…right here in Muskie City…and this message…has to do with that…

Sent a card…a few weeks ago…Beaver Cleaver card…funny…clever…had it for years…like a gazillion years…waiting for the perfect person…on the right occasion…sent it off…included a gift card for celebration…two days later…got some photos and a text saying…thank you for the envelope…don’t know what was in it…but sure it was pretty awesome…

And so it was…somewhere down the line…from the drop in the mail slot…to the mailbox on their house…the contents were removed…leaving the open empty envelope…the only thing to be delivered…same thing happened…with an incoming card not too long ago…envelope was open…gift was missing…reported them both…say it’s under investigation…

So golly gee…Beaver Clever card sending me…is going to have to beaver-y careful…maybe jot a few not so secret notes on the back of outgoing mail…cuz special people…deserve to get their special gifts…and Beaver Cleaver…after waiting in that drawer for all those years…dam well…deserved better…
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And this husband of mine…agrees…