One Of These Things Is Not Like The Others

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Those daughters and I…

Have this thing…when one of us gets a hideous skin growth…they are deemed…Warts McGee…kind of fun…Warts McGee…drag out the eeee…lightens the mood…makes the hideous…less painful…

And now…Warts McGee me…is paying for…those baby oil days in the sun…ugly little guys…popping up here and there…back in the day…the doc would freeze them off…one zap and done…but then…as more spots grew…so did the cost of treatment…

Those zaps…once included in the exam fee…now…cost 70 bucks…each…Warts McGee me…was destined…to become…Wartier…McGee…until a visit down here in Texas Land…cute young dermatologist…notes the nasties on the back…offers to burn them off…all covered in the cost of the copay…

So…lesson learned…and a little public service announcement…for anyone who’s been there…done that…check around…when it comes to pricing…love the doc in Iowa…but when in Texas…this cute young guy with the zapper…is gonna get a visit from this old gal…warts…and all…
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And this husband of mine…agrees…