Live Love Laugh Eat Cheese

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This old gal…

Is puzzled…at how puzzling…some of the most seemingly simple things..can be…bought Laughing Cow Cheese…at the suggestion of this friend of mine…went to prepare a snack…just before bedtime…held the round disc of a container…debating on how to open it…tried to twist it…paper seal didn’t budge…

Used the old drag the fingernail around the seal trick…didn’t make a dent…attempted some knifery…but a sharp point…a thin round cutting area…seemed like an accident waiting to happen…cheese craving me felt foolish…is this old age…lack of common sense…no cheese…should take this long…to access…

Almost gave up…then saw the one liner…apparently there the whole time…pull the red string to open…how this got by old gal me…one will never know…found the string…black…not red…pulled it…and voila…easy peasy lemon squeezy…cute little triangular cheeselets…

But those cheeselets…that red cow…looking at hungry me…that weird red tab at the tip of the triangle…befuddled me thinking…now what…

It would seem…smh…they don’t call it Laughing at me Cow…for nothing…
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And this husband of mine…agrees…