Life Is An Epiphany

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This old gal…

Felt fancy all dressed up in her party going garb…flowy gauchos…cute leather boots…so comfy…so fun…

Hadn’t worn the boots in forever…that thing called retirement…dress for comfort…same thing every day…baggy shorts…old lady sneakers…

But having-an-epiphany me thought why?…those boots so comfortable…so cute…why not mix it up a bit…wear something a little more stylish…

And so she did…walked the aisles of Menards sassy and classy…a smile on her face…a spring in her step…

Until the next day…an aching arch…throbbing more like…couldn’t walk…couldn’t sleep…lasted for days…

Again with the epiphany…this time thanks to AI…there comes a time when the arch can no longer hold a body up…kind of like that pelvis last year shifting under the weight of the belly blob…

And so it is…gonna have to be classy and sassy with old lady shoes that have an arch…that husband of mine eagerly helping with OMG I found the perfect pair for you…

At Goodwill…great price…great fit…attention getters for sure…You need these…he said…
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And his lovely wife…agreed…