KISS

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This old gal…

Found a t-shirt she decided to buy at Buc-ee’s…soft fabric…perfect colors…ideal cut…which surprisingly…brought the fashionista out…in that husband of mine…this shirt…he said gesturing to the hem…is cut short…assuming this feature had slipped his lovely wife’s notice…it’s cut…he continues…to show the belly….the longer ones…are over there…

His concern…was sweet…old man him didn’t want his belly blob wife blindsided…by the potential exposure…of a short topped blobbed belly…tried to explain with a…yes I know…cropped top…high waisted pants…styles have changed…long Tees don’t work right anymore…blah blah…blah blah…

Could tell…he wasn’t following…him still picturing his old gal wife…trying to wear a cropped top…like one of the Baywatch babes…and so it is…in life…sometimes…it’s smart to follow…that age old…tried and true principle…KISS…keep it simple…uh…sweetheart…and that’s just what…this sweetheart did…

Put the shirt in the cart…said…it will be okay…and headed to the checkout…
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And this husband of mine…agreed…