Keep Calm And Carry On - And Chill Out

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This husband and I…

Went out for coffee…surprisingly to Buc-ee’s…cuz they have the best old people coffee ever…not a bitter note to be found…old gal driver me came to a red light…needed to turn right…go east on a four lane…it was that split second…where all cars are stopped…but the traffic going east and west would go imminently…

Could…turn right on red…floor it…try to beat the automobile stampede…but…chose to hold back…and that’s when the horn honked…the big F-150 so close…Flat Stanley couldn’t squeeze between…got the green light…and as expected…The Beast sped around…like they always do…when they feel they’ve been inconvenienced…by yet another old person idiot driver…

But joke was on him…cuz a mile up the road…was a stoplight…and who did this old gal pull up beside…The Beast…crabby old rushypants him…not getting any farther…than us pokey old ladies…

And so it is with life…chill out…keep calm and carry on…take a jaunt to Buc-ee’s…who will welcome you…with open arms…tasty coffee…and lots and lots of love…
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And that beaver friend of mine…agrees…