Have The Hap Hap Happiest Day Ever

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​This old gal…

Felt like she was in one of those National Lampoon…Clark Griswold movies…first stop in Kansas…the hotel key system was down…could stay somewhere else…or staff would let us in our room when needed…and get the room free…

Took the free room…headed out for supper…place was empty except for one other table…this husband of mine ordered a hamburger…hungry me…a salad…the server…along with a trainee…and the manager…served the food…the three…stayed and chatted while we ate…talked about movies…cotton candy…drama in the kitchen…the cooks having just walked out…angry about having to make our meal…

Returned to the hotel…realized there was a crater…the size of the moon…in the mattress…couldn’t move…without rolling to the center…ended up sleeping on the foot of bed…while that husband of mine…got lost…in the crevasse…

Headed out before dawn…couldn’t sleep anyway…this husband of mine…laughing at the slapstickiness…of the last 15 hours…what just happened here…he asked…I have no idea…Sparky…came the reply…I have no…idea…but we’re gonna press on…and have the hap-hap-happiest drive…ever…
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And this husband of mine…agreed…