Good Morning

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​This old gal…

Could hear that husband of hers…master cheffing it at the stove…mixing up some kind of egg concoction for breakfast…it was obvious by the smell…it was more than just scrambled eggs…there was meat…some kind of meat…

Lazy still-in-bed me…made a game of it…trying to decide…what kind of meat…was sizzling away…in that pan…the choices were slim…home away from home fridge…was pretty bare…essentials only…plus yesterday’s restaurant leftovers…

Did a mental picture of the fridge…searching for meat…hotdogs…top shelf…pack of pork chops…middle shelf…bought that day we fooled ourselves into thinking…we were actually going to cook…lazy still-in-bed sous chef me decided on the pork chop…cut it up in small pieces…brown and then scramble up some eggs with it…edible…probably not too bad…

Joined this cook of mine just as he was filling his plate…made some breakfast…he said…left some for you…Spam and eggs…Spam…Spam…forgot about the leftover Spam…middle shelf…in a ziplock…stuck behind the blueberries…

Spam and eggs…spam and eggs…green eggs and spam…Sam I am…appreciate you…love you…but don’t think I can…eat eggs and Spam…Sam I am…

Will be just fine today…with…coffee…and…okay…maybe some gummy bears…
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And not a Spam fan me…agrees…