Getting To Know You

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This hideous old man chair…

Is doing his best…to win this old gal over…first…showing his accommodation skills…adjusting to all those Squishaboos…in the attempt to make lounging…more comfy…

And now…down on the floor…plugging in a lamp…this old gal looks closely…for the very first time…at the push to recline button…and notices a familiar shape…I know this shape…goes through the old head…that’s a phone charger plug shape…and so it was…in minutes it’s being tried out…and old man chair has won…some major points…

All those nights…in Old Pink…this old gal sitting in hideous old man chair…her charging phone miles away on the kitchen counter…Old Man Chair crying out…Old Gal…you don’t have to keep getting up to check your phone…pick me…use me…love me…

Old Man Chair…you may not be as hideous as once thought…and perhaps an apology is in order…it’s wrong to judge…before getting to know…all there is to know…about you…

And this husband of mine…agrees…