Everything Poops

This Little Cottage…

Gets the mail…delivered to the door…poor mailman had to open a rather dirty looking mailbox upon delivery…so this old gal took some soap and a brush to it…next day…with great surprise…it was dirty again…this husband of mine suggesting a team deep clean of the entire porch area…

After he sprays for spiders…

Spiders…this old gal hadn’t seen any spiders…and this old gal would know…as she is kind of scared of the creepy little things…

Yes…my expert spider sprayer explains…all these specks and gunk on the mailbox and siding…is spider poop…spiders poop?…well…everything poops…so it would be logical that spiders poop…but still…one of us had never really considered this possibility…

So spray he did and those critters…dropped like flies…tons of them…only they were spiders…

All this time…in and out that front door…all those spideys…with all their eyes…keeping watch on…this old gal…probably rubbing their little legs together…heh heh heh…when should we poop on her…or better yet…drop down and dangle in her view…

Spider scrubbing done…this old gal breathes a sigh of relief…but will never…look at a spider the same way again…cuz imagine being this many years old and just now realizing…

That everything…and that includes everything…poops…
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And this husband of mine…agrees…