Ask Inquire Question

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​This daughter of mine…

Asked a simple question…Mom…she said…which toilet paper do you use…which should require…a simple answer…blue Cottonelle…of course…but no…mama me knew…there was more to this than meets the eye…that this seemingly innocuous query…shall require a long drawn out explanation…with perhaps…some demonstration included…

For you see…the toilet paper situation…in the Little Cottage bathroom…is rather complicated…kind of like a fun park house of mirrors…paper here…paper there…paper paper everywhere…remember that husband of mine…suggesting a toilet paper stand…says when the back hurts…the twist to retrieve…is just too painful…

So…there’s paper to the left of us…paper to the front…an extra loose one…sitting on the top…the question being…which one…are you supposed…to use…did a closed toilet lid fully clothed demonstration…a twist with a bad back…no can do…could pull from the stand roll…but this old gal…prefers the stand alone roll on top…however…the ultimate choice…is yours…

And so it is in life…what may seem obvious to one…may not be so…to another…ask…inquire…question…avoid misunderstandings…avoid conflict…the roll is in your court…

The ultimate choice…is yours…
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And that daughter of mine…agrees…